Day: August 2, 2007

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    Spanky Hey, Porky Spanky biophoto_rt


    Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous.
    They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.

    If any mischief occurred in their town,
    the two boys were probably involved.

    The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children,
    so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

    The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
    So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning,
    with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

    The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice,
    sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
    “Do you know where God is, son?”

    The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
    sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

    So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
    “Where is God?”

    Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
    The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed,
    “Where is God?”

    The boy screamed and bolted from the room,
    ran directly home and dove into his closet,
    slamming the door behind him.

    When his older brother found him in the closet,
    he asked, “What happened?”

    The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
    “We are in BIG trouble this time,”

    “GOD is missing, and they think we did it!

    Bar Ivy Green

    Thought you might need a smile today!
    And yes, I know that Spanky, and Porky
    are probably a bit younger than 8 and 10 in those pictures,
    but I’m sure you get the idea!
    Hope you all had a wonderful Wednesday,
     and today, I pray you have a …..

    Thankful thursday

    “The ‘good life’ is found in the richness of God.”

    Please remember to pray for all of those involved in
    the accident in Minneapolis! 

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quote and verse

Faith expects from God what is beyond all expectation.
- Andrew Murray -

God often comes to us,
not in dramatic and the spectacular,
but in quiet, unexpected ways ...
In a still, small voice,
a gentle whisper,
God makes known His love.

In quietness and trust
is your strength.
Isaiah 30:15

Pleasure, possessions, power, and privilege are ultimately worthless in comparison to the indescribable
joy of knowing GOD!!

Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge Him,
and He shall direct thy paths.
Proverbs 3:5,6

I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go:
I will guide thee with mine eye.
Psalm 32:8

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